September 3rd, 2009

What if I go to the meeting and don’t enjoy it at all? Will I feel obligated to join the group even though I don’t like group things most of the time?

September 2nd, 2009

Sometimes my dog goes crazy and starts barking at the door for no reason. Maybe there’s no reason. Or maybe someone’s stalking around and they just get away by the time I get up.

“that friend”

What I’M the friend that everyone secretly doesn’t like but only hangs out with out of habit and not being able to dump a friend.

Getting married in two weeks and my feet are colder than ever.

B.A. in English

Is it as useless as everyone says?

Sharks in swimming pools.

Yes, I know it makes no sense. But there it is.

When I have teachers who had my sister first, I think they get a little disappointed when they meet me. This year it’s half.

Some kids just turn out wrong no matter what you do. What if I wind up with one of them.

When good stuff happens to my friends, I’m only half as happy as I pretend to be. The other half is jealous and I worry that it s hows.

Have I reached that age yet where I stop adapting to new fashions and get stuck in the styles of long gone glory days?

So what if I like chicken.

I know they will want to go somewhere weird that won’t have anything regular on the menu then everyone will roll their eyes and make me feel like an idiot for trying to get a plain old sandwich in an Indian or Vietnamese or Persian or Ethiopian or whatever restaurant.

I don’t want school to start next week. It’s a big step for my son but an even bigger one for me.

He’s really too perfect. No one’s that perfect and the perfecter they seem in the beginning the worse they turn out in the end.

I have one of those home alarm systems and just put the sticker in the window. Couldn’t a crafty robber just go online to figure out how the system works and if there’s a way around it?

I’m not going to have anything good to say in the meeting. And even if I think of something I’ll probably spend so long wondering if it’s actually a good idea then the time to say it will pass.